Johnny Walker Green... where do i begin? If your a loyal follower like Max and I hope so, you'll know green was next up on our Johnny Walker list. Definitely some high expectations going into this one, the dam bottle cost 60 bucks. I was hoping for a bottle made of 100% recycled material that donated 35% of profits to saving the rain forest, quit the contrary. We began this bottle on a dusky Mid Week day with scrabble on our minds.
<-----If you can read that miniature image than congratulations to you. As the night trickled on, we soon came to realization that this Whisky was not all we thought it would be. Rather than making us "green" Stewards to the environment, our faces turned green along with our livers. Johnny Walker Green is garbage, that does not deserve to be recycled. Im sure you all remember buying that cheep Wal Mart product you thought was so well priced, only to have the plastic peel off, the layers come undone or the basic mechanics of it simply fail after only a short time of use. Well my friends, Wal Mart obviously makes crap that causes our landfills to grow at an alarming rate, so maybe they are the original creators of Johnny Walker Green. After only 2 or 3 glasses, the label on the Johnny Walker green started peeling off.... AND the fucking cork broke in half.
What a seriously Epic fail... my face in the picture that is... Well the night went on regardless. Max is considering entering the Scrabble Olympics due to his extremely large vocabulary. He acts weird when he wins though...
Aside from the fact that Johnny Walker Green sucks ass, it was an extremely fun night. Max's exuberant roomate Jake played a game or two of scrabble with us as well. The night ended typically with Street Fighter, god i love that game. Until Next Time, Whisky Business Over and OUT.
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